How do pirates know that they are pirates? They think, therefore they ARRRR!
Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank? Because they’ll
just wash up on shore later.
How do you save a dying pirate? CPARRRRR!
How do pirates prefer to communicate? Aye to aye!
Where can you find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs? Right where ye left him.
Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed a little arrrrg and arrrg,
What kind of grades did the pirate get in school? High Cs.
Where do pirates keep their valuables? In a jarrrrr.
What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs? A rookie.
What does the pirate say when his leg gets stuck in the freezer? Shiver me timbers.
Former US Senator Gaylord Nelson said: “The ultimate test of a man’s conscience may be his willingness to sacrifice something today for future generations whose words of thanks will not be heard.”
Kiwanians invest in future generations, but we need no words of thanks. We are rewarded by the satisfaction of service.
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Mid-Year Conference- February 21st
As club leaders, you set the tone for service, growth, and impact in your communities. Join me at our Florida Kiwanis Mid-Year Conference in Tallahassee. This is a time for us to come together to reconnect, re-energize, and refocus on why we serve.
Whether you are a seasoned officer or stepping into leadership for the first time, MidYear offers practical training, shared ideas, and renewed inspiration to help our club finish the year strong. You will have the opportunity to: Share ideas and solutions with fellow leaders, strengthen membership and leadership development, Grow our collective impact across Florida.
For all you trivia buffs, let’s test your Kiwanis knowledge.
The International Committee on Underprivileged Child work was the first major project of Kiwanis International. What year did this take place?
Attend a meeting to find out the answer.
Did you know the answer last month?
(Cleveland -May 1916)
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66th Annual Pancake Days
April 9 – 11, 2026
The time is NOW to start making your contacts for tickets. Remember, this is our major fundraiser and how we support all of the work that we do in the community. Corporate sponsorships are available for Platinum, Gold, Silver, & Bronze levels.
100th Anniversary Event
The playground construction will be underway around March 2 and we will celebrate with an event on April 25. Mark your calendars to attend and be a part.
It might be cold, but February is Heating Up! February is known for lovers but look at all the birthdays. Maybe Valentine’s Day should have been in May!
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